Usually I just run home and make a sandwich for lunch. Today however I ate lunch with a friend and breakfast for lunch sounded awesome! Sometimes I even like it for dinner. So I ordered 2 eggs over hard, hash browns, orange juice and pancakes. Tasty. But here it is almost 5pm and I still feel bloated. You know... unzip your pants bloated. I realize that sets up a disturbing visual but don't worry, I have enough overhang to cover up the unzipping.

This is starting to sound like one of those Directv commercials... When you're hungry you go to a local diner where you have breakfast for lunch, when you have breakfast for lunch you end up bloated for the rest of the day, when you're bloated you become more buoyant, when you become more buoyant you float above the fast moving flash flood waters. When you float above the flash flood waters you end up in Sheridan... don't end up in Sheridan. But I digress...