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Funny Tweets By Parents the Week Of March 11

Top Tweets By Parents
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Another week, another batch of tweets by parents that would surely horrify their children if they were old enough to read. Parents this week hit Twitter with their frustrations over Daylight Savings Time and the embarrassing things their kids say in public. Check out 10 of our favorite tweets by parents this week:

Josh Hara (@yoyoha): Spring: Lose one hour of sleep.
Parenthood: Lose an entire lifetime of sleep.
Stephanie Precourt (@babysteph): I think today is a “Kids, it’s time to learn to make your own Ramen noodles” kind of day.
Baby Sideburns (@BabySideburns): There’s no place like home. Unless you have kids. In which case there’s no place like a bar.
PTA Rejects (@PTArejects): I don’t understand how someone 4 feet tall and weighing 40 pounds can take up more of my bed than I do.
Andy Richter (@AndyRichter): When I asked if there was wifi on this plane, attendant told me no the way I tell my kids they can’t have ice cream for breakfast.
Ken Jennings (@KenJennings): My daughter’s little friend with the speech impediment is doing speech therapy & now she’s like 65% less cute :(
Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried): My son pronounces “chocolate” without the H so we can’t bring him to get ice cream anymore.
Larry (@VocabuLarry): Being a parent is mostly about suffering greatly while trying not to complain too much.
Aristotles (@AristotlesNZ): Nothing good ever starts with your 9yo asking “Hey dad, you remember where the kitchen counter used to be..?”.
Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke): My 8 year old: One Direction should be called Wrong Direction with a picture of the band falling into a bottomless pit.

I love him SO much.


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