Mark Has Officially Been Banned From Ordering More Than Two Pizzas At A Time

Thanks to everyone who came out to meet the Flakes last night at the Powderhorn Lounge.  After our latest Flakes Trip Party, Mark and a few friends went out for dinner at a local pizza place.  Apparently, Mark's reputation for pizza consumption proceeds him.

Before ordering, Mark was informed that he was no longer allowed to order more than two pizzas.  Most people would take that in stride.  However, Mark's insatiable appetite for pizza sometimes requires more than two measly pies.  He was also denied access to the salad bar, which he clearly needed to satisfy his hunger.

Mark is concerned that there could be a city wide conspiracy among restaurant owners to limit his pizza intake.  Or worse yet, a pizza shortage.  Obviously concerned about the potentially dire consequences of this situation, Mark will spend the weekend stockpiling all the pizza he can possibly find.