Mark Plans His Own Funeral

This morning, the Flakes kicked off the show with one of Mark's favorite songs, "Sweet Surrender" by John Denver.  Then Mark dropped a bombshell, officially announcing that will be one of several songs that should be played at his funeral.

The playlist for Mark's funeral now includes "Sweet Surrender", followed by Elton John's "Bennie and the Jets", "The Homecoming" from Tom T. Hall and Steely Dan's greatest hits.  In lieu of personal remembrances, Mark is requesting that his friends and family take turns reading some of his favorite obscure facts.  Then, there will be a lengthy discussion about the career of Sunny "Throck" Morton.  Bud Light will also be served, along with pizza, burgers and fish sticks.

Have you ever been to a 2 hour funeral?