This morning, the Flakes read a great post from a gal named Cynthia.  If it was up to her, these would be three "New Rules" for everyone on Facebook.

1.  Everyone on Facebook should be limited to only 6 "selfies" per year.  Any person who exceeds their "selfie quota" will be giving a copy of "You Might Be a Narcissist".

2.  No Posting About Your Bodily Functions.  Even if you're sick, we don't need to hear about what you've done in the bathroom.

3.  No More Vague, Passive Aggressive Status Updates.  Please don't act like a needy, pot stirring, drama queen.

The Flakes, especially Mark, fully endorse these new rules.  If you'd like to add some "New Rules" to that list, feel free to send 'em to our facebook page.

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