About once per year when my family and I get ready to sell the old stuff taking up space in the garage, we get really excited as we start to add up the value of everything in our minds. Then, after a bit of rudimentary math, we calculate that even if we get half of what we ask for for everything, that we could generate $300 to $400 -- if we sold it all...
Comedian Costaki Economopoulos made the hilarious observation that here in Billings we have a very liberal use of the word "Museum" and cracked a funny joke:
"Hey Martha, nobody wants to buy our crap. I have an idea, let's charge people to look at it...