Lock your doors.  There is a thief on the loose and he continues to victimize the Flakes.  Both Mark and Paul suspect that someone must have broken into their houses recently.  They have reason to believe that these crimes were committed by one person due to the odd items he chooses to take.

For example, Paul woke up this morning only to find that this bandit must have taken all of his clean coffee mugs.  For Mark, the damage was much worse.  The thief appears to have taken all of his clean dishes along with the toilet paper.  Mark also believes that the burglar may have left behind several empty beer bottles.

If you have any information regarding the thief who's been stealing clean dishes from Mark and Paul's house, please contact them immediately.

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