Why do the Belgians lay claim to the best waffles in the world?  Do french fries taste better in France, and if not, what makes Belgian waffles so great?  These are the questions that keep Paul up at night.

Luckily, one of Mark's high school buddies was a foreign exchange student from Belgium.  With his help, the Flakes were finally able to settle this age old dilemma.  According to Mark's Belgian buddy, the secret to their waffles lies in the purity of their water.  He also claims that Belgium's air quality contributes to the rising of the yeast.  Evidently, this is also one of the reasons why Belgian beer is among the best in the world.

Paul wasn't buying it, noting that while Belgians claim to have superior waffles and beer, you don't hear many people from Brussels bragging about their tasty sprouts.  Solving the world's problems one at a time, that's what the Flakes do.  You're very welcome.

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