The World’s Most Expensive Hot Dog

I sure hope this hot dog "combo" comes with saffron fries and a 1.75 L bottle of Johnny Walker Blue. Otherwise it better be made with caviar fed pork that was bathes in milk and honey and was carried everywhere it had to go so the meat stayed as tender as the day it was born. It had better be so good that it makes me curl up in the fetal position and make me cry like a baby at the thought of never ever having a hot dog that good again. It better be better than... well you know.