As you may know, Paul is a germaphobe.  Any day now, he's gonna start wearing a hazmat uniform to work.  He's afraid to touch anything and don't even get him started about food.

Today, he found a list ranking the foods that are most likely to make you sick.  Just to scare the heck out of you, here's a few of the most dangerous foods.

1. Leafy greens.  Vegetables are good for you, as long as you don't catch listeria.

2. Dairy products.  Can you say salmonella?

3. Poultry.  14% of all food related deaths are the result of uncooked chicken.  Just the thought of that red, bloody vein in a chicken leg makes Paul's stomach queasy.

4. Eggs.  They say 1 in 20,000 has salmonella. There's a lottery you don't want to win.

5.  Pork.  This is Paul's worst nightmare.  Eating a piece of under cooked pork and having it lay eggs inside of your intestines.  That stuff actually happens and Paul's afraid that, someday, he'll have some pork product growing inside of his stomach like Sigourney Weaver in the movie "Alien".

It's all starting to make perfect sense.  No wonder Paul is the skinniest guy in Billings.  It's because he's afraid to eat anything.  Now that we've completely grossed you out.  Enjoy your lunch.

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