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8 Things the Pope Can Do Now That He’s Retired

Pope's new job
Christine Gritmon

Retirement can be a strange transition. What to do with the sudden influx of free time? Most people use the time to travel, to jump more fully into their hobbies and passions, or perhaps to start new careers they’ve always been curious about but never had the guts or the freedom to try.

Pope Benedict XVI has announced his retirement, and while we’re sure the pension plan is heavenly, we’ve got some suggestions for things he can do to keep himself busy. Hopefully he gets to keep the hat.

Crossing Guard

TheFW Crossing Guard
Christine Gritmon

Judge for Westminster Dog Show

TheFW Dog Show
Christine Gritmon

Fox News Morning Show Host

TheFW Fox News Host
Christine Gritmon

Saturday Mail Carrier

TheFW Mailman
Christine Gritmon

Walmart Greeter

TheFW Walmart Greeter
Christine Gritmon

Celebrity Guest Judge on ‘X Factor’

TheFW XFactor
Christine Gritmon

Newest ‘2 Broke Girls’ Cast Member

2 Broke Girls
Christine Gritmon

Replace Liam Payne in One Direction, Change the Band’s Name to One Direction Towards Our Lord and Savior

One Direction
Christine Gritmon

Written by Christine Gritmon, Nick Nadel and Drew Weisholtz

Art by Christine Gritmon

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