Getting your hands on a Q-Tip after days of going without! You know that relief you feel after doing the pee-pee dance... that's #2. The rest I'll leave to your imagination. But when you've not swabbed your ears for days and then you're able to scoop a candle's worth of wax out the relief you feel is palpable. It's like having an itch scratched or walking into warm air afer being outside in sub-zero temperatures. In short, it's divine!