You Can’t Wear a Mask Inside a Bank, Even on Halloween

This morning, the Flakes were promoting a trick or treating event at a local bank.  For "safety reasons", the kids aren't allowed to wear masks inside of the bank.  No masks inside of a bank?  What's this world coming to?

Paul considers this is another example of political correctness run amuck.  Any other day of the year, he would have no issues with a "no mask" policy at a bank.  But not on Halloween, especially at an event for kids.   Masks are a fundamental part of every young boy's costume.  You can't be Spiderman or Batman without a mask.  And isn't concealing your identity the whole point of trick or treating?

Mark believes the only costumes that should be outlawed inside a bank are "Bonnie and Clyde".  Meanwhile, Paul considers this to be a new low for our society.  Just when you thought the bar couldn't possibly get any lower, now they won't let you wear a mask inside a bank.