Bathroom Fail

First off let me say I love the gym where I work out. The people couldn't be nicer and the facilities, equipment and trainers are top shelf. But nothing is perfect and in this case it's one of the two bathroom stalls in the men's locker room.

For whatever reason (probably because my coffee first thing in the morning is a diaretic) I always have to use the "facilities" before I hit the elliptical machine. Every day I pray to God that the stall on the left is empty because the stall on the right... well, you can see the picture above. If the wall on the far side of the bathroom didn't have a mirror it would be manageable but nothing makes someone who doesn't eat a lot of roughage more self-conscious than a two inch gap between the wall and the stall door.