If You Smell Like Cheese, Mark Might Eat You

It's day 5 of Mark Wilson's annual diet and we think he might be starting to hallucinate.  Several times this morning, we saw Mark staring off in the distance and mumbling the words "french fries".

Have you ever heard about amputees that feel phantom tingling where their limbs used to be?  That's how Mark feels about cheese.  He smells cheese everywhere.  Random objects appear to be slices of cheddar, provolone and jack.  He's even been dreaming about cheese at night.

He's also been trying to figure out ways to rationalize breaking his diet.  His latest plan:  if he rides his bike to Bozeman and back, he can safely have a burger and a beer.  So if you see a guy rolling a 10 speed down I-90 this weekend, wave at Mark.

Luckily, Paul is here to support his friend.  That's why he has promised to only eat one pulled pork sandwich and a bag of chips out at Bridger Steel this afternoon.