Mark Has Officially Run Out of Things To Do
Recently, Mark started reading Rick Springfield's autobiography. According to Paul's crack research staff, Mark is one of two people in the country who actually bought that book (the other one being Rick Springfield's mom).
The way Paul sees it, a sane person would only commit the time to read the story of a former soap opera actor turned 80's one hit wonder when they have completely run out of things to do. After you've seen it all. After you've done it all. After you've accomplished every goal you've ever set. After you've met, fallen in love with, married and later divorced "Jessie's Girl". Then what's left? The answer is...Rick Springfield's autobiography.