A new poll released this morning shows blah, blah, blah. The results tend to favor the side that took the poll.

Well, I've also taken a poll. The results are in. And my poll finds that people around here are sick of being polled. Quit calling us with your made up area code and robot message ladies who sound so nice. Quit calling peoples home phones.

In fact, if you are running for something right now and you win, the first thing we (the over polled) would like to see is no more polls where we get contacted. From here on out, you do your poll on a website. Then, the people who want to share their opinion, will go there and give it to you.

The polls are now closed.