speeding ticket

Karen Got A Ticket!
While checking on my coworker's weekends, Karen mentioned that she got a speeding ticket leaving Cody, Wyoming. It's only funny if you've ever ridden with her, because you'll know that she should be ticketed for following too closely. Or running red lights...
Can I Get A Senior Discount With That Ticket?
You've had weekends like this. No matter what you do or where you turn, bad things happen. Not really bad, just annoying. Case in point.
If only my friends had told me Wyoming is in dire need of additional revenue, then I would have driven better...