Why Losers Hate Setting Their Clocks Back

Don't forget to set you clocks back this weekend.  For most of us, that extra hour of sleep is a good thing.  However, there are some folks who mourn the end of Daylight Savings Time...losers who don't have to wake up and go to work in the morning.

After a long night of sitting on the couch and playing "Grand Theft Auto" into the wee hours, nothing is more annoying than the harsh rays of sunlight that will force those losers to get out of bed before noon.  Paul feels has three words for those slackers, "Get a Job".  He actually had a few more words for lazy losers, but they are not fit to print.

Sure, it'll be dark when you drive home.  But at least you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that hundreds of deadbeat loafers will be inconvenienced for the next several months.