Contact Us

Why Montana Is The Best Place In The World

Photo by NASA/Jeff Schmaltz/LANCE/EOSDIS Rapid Response via Getty Images
If you look at today’s headlines you’ll notice that Hurricane Iselle is bearing down on the Hawaiian Islands (specifically the Big Island) with Hurricane Julio, taking the same trajectory, right behind it. In the meantime, while waiting to get pummeled by 2 Hurricanes, the fine people of Waimea on the Big Island’s eastern shore had their nerves rattled with a 4.5 magnitude earthquake early this morning… usually the disaster domain of our friends in California. Completely unrelated (unless the hurricanes sucks great white’s into the sky and deposit them on land as in a real life version of Sharknado) is the fact that “Shark Week” kicks off this Sunday on Animal Planet.

Here’s my point… seismic events are rare in Montana (unless the Caldera under Yellowstone blows in which case it’ll all be over in a moment anyway), hurricanes are impossible and last I checked there are no sharks in Lake Elmo. Except for the odd cold snap and huge dump of snow, scary natural disasters tend to happen everywhere OTHER than in Montana. Which means we have a 50 yard line seat (via the boob tube) to all the drama the Earth has to offer with almost none of the risk. Now here’s hoping I didn’t jinx us with that “unless the Caldera under Yellowstone blows” crack (fingers crossed).

Recommended For You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Cat Country Club quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Cat Country Club contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.