As I was scrolling through my facebook feed today, it occurred to me how much it sounded like Jeff Foxworthys "You might be a redneck if".

If you've got more pictures posted of dead antelope than members of your family.

Or, if your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.

Or, You are negotiating on a 72 Chevy pickup that doesn't have an engine and you think $ 4,000.00 is pretty danged fair. Then, you my friend, have a red neck.