On Beer 30 today I played a request for David Frizell's - I'm Gonna Hire A Wino To Decorate Our Home which is a very instructional song. So what did we learn? We learned that if you go out to the bar and get hammered every night it will inspire your lady to let you renovate your home and turn it into your own personal man cave. If it seems a tad unrealistic that's because it is... so you need another angle... a selling point to make the close. Here it is... not only will you turn your paycheck over to her (therefore not wasting it at the bar), all your friends get to come over and buy their adult libations at your man cave. Hell, you can even give them a 50% discount over the bar and clean up! I haven't met a woman yet who doesn't have good business sense.