Is Mark Stalking Sheryl Crow?

Mark's fascination with Sheryl Crow is well documented.  In fact, some would argue that his appreciation for her work borders on obsession.  This morning, Mark found out that Crow is selling her Nashville home for $3.9 million.  He think this would be a great investment.

Paul is convinced that if Mark had the money, he would buy Sheryl Crow's house and he wouldn't change a thing.  He would leave every item exactly how Sheryl had it, including her dirty towels.  Mark insists that his motives would be purely financial.

Even though he doesn't have $3.9 million, Mark does plan on taking the virtual tour of Sheryl Crow's house on-line.  Paul wondered if Mark is secretly stalking her.  Mark claims that there's nothing creepy about being interested in an exciting real estate opportunity.