Mark Makes His First Trip to Miles City

Mark Wilson is a life long Montana resident.  Yet for some reason, he's never had the privilege of visiting scenic Miles City.  For years, he's heard stories about brave men and women who had the courage to travel there and somehow lived to tell about it.

This weekend, he finally saw it for himself.  As Mark prepared to pull in Miles City for the first time, he was excited.  In order to truly soak in the sights, he stopped to fill up at the Town Pump.  It was everything he hoped it would be.  In fact, he was so caught in the moment, he had to buy a $6 bag of jerky.

Of course, the reputation of the Miles City culinary community is well documented.  Mark decided to sample some of these local flavors he had heard so much about.  So he stopped for a burger at McDonald's. All of Mark's travels couldn't prepare him for what he witnessed in the Mickey D's bathroom.  After all, it isn't every day that you see another man bathing in the restroom.

The poor guy had been the victim of a malfunctioning faucet that left him substantially cleaner than he was when he came in.  Mark made the precautionary decision to touch everything with his foot.  He's still concerned he may have contracted something.

As a frequent visitor to Miles City, Paul is no stranger to this type of entertainment.  After years of hearing stories from Paul, Mark can honestly say that Miles City is exactly what he thought it would be...and then some.