Today on the Breakfast Flakes — Rules for Naming Your Ranch

As many of you know, Paul lives on a ranch outside of Billings, where he raises several hundred head of cattle.  Today, the Flakes were discussing David Letterman's agreement with the Feds over a land dispute near the ranch he owns up near Choteau.  This story got Mark wondering, how big does your ranch has to be before you're allowed to give it a name?

Paul said the the size of your ranch doesn't matter.  All you need to officially name your property is two polls, a brand and a sign.  Mark then decided to name his house the "Lazy (something) Ranch".  His sign and brand will be a giant Bud Light bottle.  Congrats to Mark, you are now the proud owner of your very own ranch.