Comedy

Who says firearms and alcohol don't mix? When I was broadcasting live from Shipton's Big R a week and a half ago I saw these cool coasters. Celebrate your 2nd Amendment rights while pickling your liver with these little conversations starters...

...and if you can only have one beer per day then might I suggest the beer in the photo above!

According to the World Health Organization Luxembourg and not Ireland is #1 in the world in terms of per capita alcohol consumption. Here in America we finished a lowly 40th. We're world leaders. But here we go again, leading from behind...

As you're probably already aware by now a tragedy befell the world yesterday... yep, the Belly Dancing Channel in Cairo, Egypt went out of business. As they say, it went ____'s up! Now a middle aged man like me can make his belly dance but frankly I don't think anyone is about to make a channel out of that and I personally would pay higher cable rates to keep from having to see it...

I sure hope this hot dog "combo" comes with saffron fries and a 1.75 L bottle of Johnny Walker Blue. Otherwise it better be made with caviar fed pork that was bathes in milk and honey and was carried everywhere it had to go so the meat stayed as tender as the day it was born...

I wonder if this will inspire some stupid criminal (and make no mistake, most criminals are stupid) to try to do a holdup with a sheet of paper.

I saw this in an antique shop on Montana Ave. Sadly my wife wouldn't let me buy it. She called it a "Waste Of Money". Pfffft! Some guy somewhere is going to get the best Valentines Day gift in the history of Valentines Day gifts!

Who knew adopting a child could be so easy?

Tip #5. Poetry. Maybe you can write poetry, maybe you can't. If you can then you don't need to read the rest of this post but if don't know iambic pentameter from a pentathalon then read on...

All this week and next I'm posting ideas for Valentines Day romance or gifts that aren't cheesy. Idea #3. Just because I said these ideas weren't cheesy doesn't mean they're not stupid. Some genius tech inventor with waaaay to much time on his or her hands came up with the USB oil burner...

This picture went viral last night. It's fitting that Airplane was the movie this timely pic was pulled from as a response to the blackout at last nights Super Bowl.

This fall Nissan announced that they developed new technology with cameras and radar that senses dangerous situations and tells the driver exactly what to do to avoid the hazard. If the driver fails to act in time the car takes over and handles the steering and braking duties...