Jokes

Gun Smoke
Today's blog comes from our weekend camping trip. I was just standing there with my pistol and my girlfriend says "Point it at the campfire. Gun Smoke. There's a blog for you."
You're welcome.
 
Ford vs Chevy vs Dodge vs Whatever You Drive
Here's a couple from this morning:
I named my dog "Chevy", because I know he'll never leave the driveway.
2 of the hardest working pieces on a Ford are the hood and toolbox lid.
Give me some of yours, please. Clean ones.
 
 
Bunny Jokes
I told a few of these on the air this morning. Feel free to use one at your Easter gathering, or add some of your own here.
What do you call a bunny in a kilt? Hopscotch.
What's a bunny's favorite place to eat? IHOP.
What do you call 100 bunnies all lined up taking one step backwards at the s…
5 Jokes You Have To Be Half-Genius To Understand
#5. Entropy isn't what it used to be.
#4. Pavlov is having lunch when the phone rings. He jumps up and says "Crap, I forgot to feed the dog!"
#3. A computer programmers girlfriend tells him to "Go to the store and pick up a loaf of bread...
Manti T’eo Jokes
1) On the bright side for Manti Te'o, his relationship was probably better than any Taylor Swift has had.
2) These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.
3) Manti Te'o might see his draft prospects drop but he should pr…
20 Jokes About the Duggar Family Having a 20th Child
Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar have announced they are expecting their 20th child, due in April. The Arkansas couple and stars of TLC’s ’19 Kids and Counting,’ clearly love children, so while they busy themselves sprucing up their nursery yet again, we th…
10 Jokes About the Rapture
So, the rapture is coming. Again. Yup, Harold Camping — the preacher whose prediction the world would end this past May 21 — now says the apocalypse is set for Friday, October 21.
So, make sure your checkbook is balanced, you’ve turned off all the lights and filled your dog’s bowl with water. But, if…