My New Favorite “Montana Saying”

Last night I watched Dana Carvey's comedy special, "White Straight Male, 60" on Netflix.  I grew up in the Church Lady era, so I've always been a fan, but a lot of people don't realize that Dana is a Montanan.

During the special he said, "In Montana, we have a saying: He's all hat and no cattle."  I've been hoping for a chance to use this all day, but it hasn't come up yet.  This sounds a lot like something Paul would say, but I don't recall ever hearing that. If I'm wrong about that, I'm sure one of the die hard Breakfast Flakes fans will let me know.

For the record, the whole Dana Carvey show was worth the time to watch it.  If you find yourself bored and looking to kill an hour or so, check out this Missoulan's comedy show before they shuffle it out of rotation.