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My Holiday List Of "Will Nots"
Over the 4th of July Holiday, I will not:
Be at any national park. Be on any interstate highway that doesn't lead to a golf course. Eat any dinner that doesn't include beef (and probably beer for that matter).
I also will not get up at my regular time of 3:30...