Ears

Getting your hands on a Q-Tip after days of going without! You know that relief you feel after doing the pee-pee dance... that's #2. The rest I'll leave to your imagination. But when you've not swabbed your ears for days and then you're able to scoop a candle's worth of wax out the relief you feel is palpable...

Ok, that's silly but I've always wondered if I had ears that big if I could hear conversations on the other side of the office.