Website Unveils Hilarious List of Reasons “Not to Visit” Montana

If you haven't seen this yet, it's definitely worth checking out.  A website called http://www.backcountry.com recently unveiled a hysterical list titled "10 Reasons Not to Visit, Montana Ever".

According to the satirical article, tourists have been mislead about our state.  For example, in spite of the warm summertime weather that's reported in the media, the post claims that "the average July temperature in Montana hovers around negative 12 degrees Fahrenheit, and in January it dips to 0 Kelvin, stopping all cellular activity at the molecular level."

Other reasons why potential visitors should avoid our state include "Too Many Beers to Choose From" and "You Might Get Eaten by Wildlife".  The blog also warns tourists that rocky mountain oysters are the only food served in restaurants and that it's hard to find a Starbucks in a frontier county.