Oh, Valentine's Day, you thwart me at every turn. Really, even just the thought of it makes me a little nauseous. Valentine's Day has routinely been a big disappointment. It's neither for everyone nor is everyone good at being romantic.

I think this map about what people in each state are getting, according to Estaley, is more realistic. Is the over preparation kicking us in the butt? Maybe we should just keep it simple.

If we were in Wyoming we would be getting a dinner at Hardee's according to the map. If we were in Idaho, we'd be getting taxidermy in suggestive poses.

Again, I'm happy to live in Montana. For us, we get some of that real good lovin'. Yeah, simple seems the way to go.

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