This is all completely fiction, but it was a thought that I had this morning.
I was wondering what kind of business I could build to supplement my income. And for some reason, a jail came to mind.
I have zero actual knowledge about this of course, but hear me out...
This week, the Missoula County Detention Center began accepting applications for six open positions. According to training Lieutenant Jeff Rodrick, there are six full time positions open and each pay an hourly wage of $17.51.
At a probation hearing today, a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan back to jail with $100,000 bail, for continuous probation violations.
Lohan arrived at court this morning to update Judge Sautner on her compliance to the terms and conditions of her probation. Sautner then revoked Lohan’s probation, citing her bad behavior and lack of hours served.