We Have Officially Broken Up

Well, if you were listening this morning, you heard the shocking news. I have chosen to end the longest relationship that I've ever had with a woman.

All of you who told me that it wouldn't last, you were right.

I forgave her, even after she had the affair with the loser who is a "professional 10 speed rider". But, I'm moving on.

Sheryl Crow will now be available again. And I will move on to somebody new. Eventually. After my heart heals, maybe.

And the new woman in my life won't be another musician. She'll be somebody stable. Like a Hollywood actress.