I’m Not The Boss
I count among my many blessings the fact that I don't have any sort of title here at work. "Breakfast Flake" yes, but not "Program Director", "Operations Manager, or any other form of title.
This picture shows that there are 2,470 e-mails that haven't been opened. This is also not my phone. This phone belongs to a boss.
I have nobody in my life that I'm the boss of either.
But I am, without a doubt, the best "Slug Bug" player in my family's history.