Mark Wilson’s Better Used Cars

This must have popped up on my Facebook feed, Mark Wilson's Better Used Cars is located in Ontario.

So, I messaged them yesterday, trying to see if they had any hats with my name on them that I could buy.

But, I got the usual "Hey, we need your e-mail/phone number/date of birth/etc".

Too bad. That would've been cool to have.

Is there a business some place that shares a name with you?