Have you ever had to go to court?  I never had to until today, and it's almost like that first day in school.  You don't know where to go, where to sit, and what exactly you are supposed to say.  I almost felt like I need a mother's hand to walk me thru it!

And then you see who you are at court against, in my case the "defendant".  Well, that's a little uncomfortable and awkward!   I have a strong feeling that I will NOT get a Christmas card in the mail from this person.

But I learned a LOT in life from the classic TV show "Barretta"; don't do the crime if you can't pay the time.  However, to this day I still don't know why I would need an "eye on the sparrow."  Don't know what the heck that means.