Ranch Dressing on Pancakes?

Today is "International Pancake Day" which reminded me of a phone call I got one time while discussing the many uses of Ranch dressing in Montana.  I had people calling in to tell me they put Ranch on spaghetti, tacos, garlic bread, etc., but the one that really sticks out in my mind is pancakes.  A guy called in and said that he liked to cover his pancakes with cream cheese and jalapeno jelly and then dip them into Ranch dressing.  I know this is going to make me sound like a stoner pig, but .... that actually doesn't sound bad.

For you Ranch addicts, what is the one thing you put Ranch on that might get some funny looks?