Should I Get a Haircut?

Mark told me this morning to get a haircut. Fortunately,  I have a real job. (Get it?).It makes me wonder now what women really like, long or short hair. I guess it depends on age, how its kept, if it's thick or thin etc. I can usually tell if it takes more than an hour to dry by itself it's time for a trim. Some men I know are more particular about their hair than women. I'm not one of them but I am getting a little shaggy.