If you've been following the World Cup then you probably know that the Krauts kicked the living crap out of host country Brazil. Soccer is practically a religion in the former Portuguese colony and they've won 5 world cups, the most of any country all-time. So losing 7-1 to Germany on their home turf was certainly a downer... but crying? They need to man up... and so do their women.

It's not as if they were a bowhunter perched up in a tree in the Beartooth Mountains taking aim at a prize bull elk that got away or they were at Uberbrew and spilled a full Golden Ticket Ale. Now those are reasons to cry.

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