Paul’s Football Picks and Trust Us When We Say You’ve Never Seen Anything Like It

Here are my picks for this weekends football games.

First, Chiefs over the Texans. It would be racist to not pick the Chiefs.

Seahawks over the Vikings. The Vikings stole all their land and burned every village they came in contact with.

Next, Packers over the Redskins. You're not allowed to pick a team that others think have a racist owner.

Finally, Bengals over the Steelers. Bengals are a protected species and the Steelers polluted all the rivers in Pittsburgh.

Good luck.  I hope this helps.