I've never been one to steal. Call it my police father raising me to do what is right even when no one is looking. Stealing has never appealed to me. I guess I never wanted to go to jail for something stupid. If I am going to jail, I will make it worth my time.

This guy on the other hand didn't have a clue. Either that or his girlfriend forgot to approve his wardrobe before he went to commit a robbery. Major mistake.

Well, it gets better.

Police say a suspect had his first name stenciled on a sweat shirt he wore while breaking into a western Pennsylvania taxi company where he used to work.

That's why 26-year-old Joshua Jording, of Latrobe, faces a preliminary hearing on burglary, theft and related charges Dec. 14.

State police security video showed the suspect wearing a shirt with the name "Josh" on it. They searched Jording's home and found that shirt, as well as two guns and two smartphones taken during the burglary Dec. 2 at the Veterans Cab Co. in Unity Township.

Police also found marijuana and drug paraphernalia during the search.

Imagine that. Drugs.

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