I was doing some organizing in my shop over the weekend and found five hammers. FIVE of them. And this isn't even all of the ones that I own!

I've got a nice claw hammer in my garage. I've also got a "downstairs" hammer, a "kitchen/upstairs" hammer and there's even a couple of sledgehammers. Oh, and there's also a "trailer" hammer for getting the hitch undone.

I've got CDs that feature the songs "If I Had A Hammer", "Sledge Hammer", and Queen's greatly underrated "Hammer To Fall."

I told a "hammer" joke once. Nailed it.