Friendly Neighborhood Plow Guy
As I take a look at my life and appreciate the things that I'm thankful for, I wanna send a big shout out to my 4 wheeler with the plow. Not only does it get the job done admirably, it's blast.
So I do my driveway, the head down the street and do the neighbors driveways. Now, there is a rating system for who's places I plow. If you're one of those neighbors who never waves when we drive by each other, then plow your own damned snow. But, for you friendlier folks, like the lady who pays me in homemade cookies, let's get your driveway cleared.
Other bonuses are that once the work is done, you can pull sledders around behind you. And, your beer NEVER gets warm!