We've all been to a Walmart and we all have horror stories around the freak show that swarms around the retailer, especially on the weekends. (if you've never noticed anything odd, you may be one of the scary people)

Can you imagine what it must be like to spend 8 straight hours there? Not only do employees have to endure the onslaught of weirdos but are bombarded with some of the worst music on the planet!

Recently at a shareholders meeting, Walmart execs announced they will revamp their in store music by showing such artists as Celene Dion and Justin Bieber the door.

It turns out Walmart has been playing the same CD on a loop for WAY too long. One employee even joked, "One of my fellow associates recently developed a serious eye-tic from hearing Celine Dion's greatest hits on loop in our stores."

Execs announced the creation of a new job, and it might be the coolest job at Walmart... A DISC JOCKEY! That's right, They will hire a DJ to create "Walmart Radio" and end our long national nightmare.

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