18 Bizarre Homemade Halloween Costumes From Etsy [PICTURES]

Avante Garb/My Cat Has Cancer/Two Moms LTD, Etsy

Etsy, in case you don't know, is basically the craft fair/flea market of the internet. Millions of people come together to sell the unique things they've handcrafted to those wishing to have something unique in their lives. And like most craft fair/flea markets, it's got a lot of cool stuff. Also, a lot of weird items. (And a ton of tutus, for some reason.)

So we went looking through Etsy for the best of the worst in Halloween costumes, since it's that time of the year. And before you ask, yes, every single thing you're about to see is up for sale. You can actually buy these costumes! Why you'd want to, though, is another topic entirely.

Roadkill

Seller: Vanessa Henerty

Classy! Don't let PETA see this one.

Excrement (With Flies)

Seller: My Cat Has Cancer

The costume of choice for when you've completely given up on the whole dignity thing.

'Queen O' Da Sea' Costume

Seller: Avante Garb

We're not sure what is going on in this one. (Though we do appreciate the pun.) Is it supposed to be a comment on how our oceans are polluted? It's definitely polluting our eyes.

'Drag' Costume

Seller: Great Deals For You

Since when is the outfit that Flo, the “Kiss my grits!” waitress from 'Alice' wore considered drag? You want $50 for this? It doesn't even come with enormous fake boobs!

'Hippie' Costume

Seller: Sew Good Crafts

It's a little known fact that hippies wore sensible pantsuits in bright colors.

'Hello Kitty' Pirate Costume

Seller: Countess Lenore

We'll give this seller this: they definitely put in the effort, unlike some of the slackers on here. And, if you're worried about being seen at night, well, that's not going to be much of a problem with this eyesore.

'Seuss-Inspired' Prosthetic Nose

Seller: Kendra Johnson

We would not wear it on our face, not even if you hit us with a mace.

'Pink Floyd — The Wall' Child Costume

Seller: Daehkcuf

The seller brags that nobody makes this costume. That's because no kid wants to dress up as one of the creepy masked children in the meat grinder scene from the trippy 1982 Pink Floyd film 'The Wall.'