HERE IS WHERE BLAKE SHELTON SAYS HE’S “DOIN’ IT” WITH WIFE MIRANDA LAMBERT

So in an interview with Nancy O'Dell Blake Shelton says he and Miranda Lambert are kinky and their favorite place to practice baby makin' is in the woods in the back of a pickup. So I thought I'd throw in a visual aid so you can see the environment that Mr. Romantic... er, Shelton provides for Miranda. I wish I could interview Blake because I have questions:

1) Does he bring an exercise mat so she doesn't chafe her bottom?

2) Is there a pre-game tailgate?

3) Do they have another plastic-lined pickup filled with water nearby so they can go skinny-dipping after?

I'm very inquisitive.