I have just about everything a man could want. And so, around Christmas or my birthday, I always get "You're IMPOSSIBLE to buy for!"

Here it is. Golf at Pebble Beach. You don't have to buy me a plane ticket or anything. Pebble Beach is on my bucket list. And the drive might be just as good.

So, that is what I want.

But I'd take another pistol, bullets, golf balls (Callaway), certificates to shoe stores, gift cards to any place that serves steak, or pizza, or crab legs.

See, it's not impossible.