Almost Quit Today

So, our computer that controls what actually goes out over the airwaves, went crazy today and wouldn't let me do things the regular way. So, I thought (jokingly) that I was just going to walk out the door and go work some place else.

I've got a problem though. I wouldn't want to work at another radio station. And I have no real marketable skills.

So, I want to work with you. What would you hire me to do?