1) On the bright side for Manti Te'o, his relationship was probably better than any Taylor Swift has had.

2) These Te'o jokes are all very funny but let's all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.

3) Manti Te'o might see his draft prospects drop but he should probably be No. 1 in the fantasy draft.

4) At least my girlfriend, Halle Berry, is real. It's just the relationship that's imaginary.

5) Manti Te'o's girlfriend was the Mayan calendar's Playmate of the Year.

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